Manhattan Steamer

Not to be confused with a Manhattan Steamroller, the Manhattan Steamer is when you enter the bathroom after someone has just "Logged off" only to be hit in the face by a stench wave and a toilet full of steaming man log.

I had to log off in the garden this morning, Johnny had left a manhattan steamer that could make your eyes bleed!

grank

Grank is a combination of the words "Green" and "Skank" used to describe the Green Skanky Phlegm you get with a serious cold.

"Eeew, dude you just coughed up a huge ball of grank!"

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Kachow

used to describe lightning in a conversation

"did you see that lightning storm last night? it went KACHOW right past my hosue!"

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splem

the combination of both male and female sexual fluids.

"There is splem all over the bed"

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grift

The art of cupping a fart with your hand and placing it in someones face "grifting" see also "cupcake"

Oh man, I just grifted gloria, she's gonna be smelling ass for hours!

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Bummy Tug

the act of fingering ones anus while simultaneously masturbating. More commonly called "Pokey bum wank"

I walked in on Matt giving himself a bummy tug yesterday... his finger was in shit central!

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