Johann

A famous bully in Hong Kong who calls people names and punches people whoever accidentally tend to pick their noses.

A: Who is your worst enemy?
B: Tim. He’s evil, calls people names, punches dirty people to the d**k, and killed his teacher in school 10 years ago. Absolute Johann.

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AFK

Especially in gaming, if someone is not on the computer, but is still online, we call him or her Away From Keyboard, short as AFK.

Prof. Gaming: I tricked my hungry brother by talking food stuff to him, and he was eventually distracted to the refrigerator downstairs. While he was AFK, I made a Redstone Flying Machine (we were playing Minecraft) and sent him off to the world border.

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Ender Dragon

The strongest mob in Minecraft. Probably the best XP source you will find in Minecraft, if you exclude Herobrine.

A: Where have you been?
B: To the End. I killed the Ender dragon!!
A: (*sighs*) I killed it 100 times.

B: How do you get the dragon egg?? It teleports away when I try to get it.

A: Bluurrrrh! I’ll give you one. Here, have this. (Hands a block of dirt over)
(B chases A into the Nether, but drops in a lava pit.)
A: Ha.

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