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When you hold a person, or item for ransom, or just for fun.
Cop: Magic, we know you are in there, release the hostages.
Magic: What hostages!?
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the end result of me and my friends cursing at each other so many times that it sounds like this.
Magic: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Friend: What the fuck's wrong with you, bitch ho?!
Magic: you stupid fugger
Friend: Fugg you?!
Magic: why don't you fuggin shit yashelf in yo fuggin panz fuggin fugger
Friend: yea... fugg you!!!!!!
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A more fun way to commit suicide...
First, gouge your eyes out with an ice-cream scooper. Then replace them with cadbury eggs, because everybody loves cadbury eggs.
Magic: Oh my god!??!?! I can't believe that grandpa killed himself!!!
Grandma: I know, it is horrible
Magic: Cadbury eggs?!?!? Fuck yea grandpa, you are awesome!!!
(Grandma crying in the back)
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The worst possible way to die...
Dude... If you don't stop, I'll fucking spoon you to death.
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A common word used in Xenon on that Disney show. I heard it, and I could not stop laughing. It's definitely a sexual enuendo.
Zeetisapeetis Xenon! I like to make up stupid words!
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Something you put on your girl so other guys can not see her breasts.
He makes me wear turtle neck sweatshirts all of the time, I can't even wear what I want!
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You get man boobs when you eat a lot of food. Then you become fat, then all of a sudden PFFFFT!!! Man boobs.
Holy crap! Those are some big man boobs!
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