Permsexual

To be attracted to anything yet not be able to gain an erection.

(Can be shortened to Perm)

Guy 1: Did you pull that hot chick last night?
Guy 2: Yes, but when we got back to hers it was like playing snooker with a rope.
Guy 1: You're such a Permsexual.

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Chivs

Rapidly ages your body inside and outside. Gives you the appearance of a 40 year old sex offender with the personality of Charles Manson on bath salts.

Guy 1: Do you know why Bill looks like he's been doing a paper round since 1980?
Guy 2: Oh he was just born with the Chivs.