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When your older brother gets a hooker and drops an extra $20 so you can have a sloppy seconds hand job.
All I got for my 18th birthday was a hand me down job.
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I put it in her in box and in her spam box last night, if you know what I mean.
An impudent, cunning, or boldly flirtatious man. The male version of the word "minx."
She inclined to think she was having to do with an intrepid foreign-bred manx.
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When 2 or more people burp at the same time.
Me and my friend jinx burped and it scared my cat.
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A woman who wears cleavage bearing outfits then gets angry at people who stare at the presented cleavage.
Mary is such a boobitch! Why does she wear dresses that show so much cleavage if she can't handle the appreciation?
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Repeatedly looking at your own online profile, pictures, and posts.
I am such a self stalker. I look at my own profile much more often than I look at any of my friends' profiles.
When tears run down your face, colliding with an already established snot trail, and the mixture ends up in your open mouth, to your nerdy delight.
Geoffrey cried nerd tears when he met astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson.
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