Nobsense

To talk utter balderdash
derived from nob, (vulgar, slang variant spelling of knob) meaning penis, and sense meaning possible meanings
hence nob sense, to have all the sense of a talking penis

I saw that Donald Trump on CNN again spouting fuckin’ nobsense

subfuscular

adj.
A load of verbal bollox, usually spoken by Jacob Rees-Mogg, or some other conceited upper-class twat

Did you hear his speech in the house the other day? Highly subfuscular.

Frandy

Compound adjective derived from fuckin’ and randy

Just thinking about me bird giving me a nosh, makes me feel frandy