Mr Randall

A hairy middle aged man who’s occupation is a substitute teacher. He is often seen as a pedophile as he is often seen licking his lips while staring at 13-14 year old girls, touching girls while asking if they need any help, and occasionally walks in the girls change rooms during PE.

If I had a dollar for every time Mr Randall licked his lips at a 13 year old girl, I’d be a rich person

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Brogmus

When a young teenage girl becomes pregnant and gets an abortion, the fetus is named Brogmus.

Why the fuck would you get an abortion? Poor Brogmus