Joseph

Unlike his name, a guy named Joseph will not make you religious or feel close in any way. As a matter of fact it will only cause you to curse the holy trinity out. He is the type to be liked by many, is a gym rat and will lead you on. Hes also very dry on text and is egocentric as fuck

Joanne: this dude texted me yesterday he’s so peng!!
Jlo: what’s his name?
Joanne: Joseph

Jlo: girl run as far as u can, that man only cares about himself