Issueporn

People who obssess on issues to the point that it really becomes mental fetish masturbation not an issue anymore.

My co-worker found more issueporn on Fox News and came in her pants.

triggerbitch

I want this in the Urban Dictionary.⬇️
(a)Triggerbitch(es):
A person(s) of any gender characterized by exasperating every social conflict or emergency by their overreaction, inability to prioritize, lack of knowledge, hysterical call to action, followed by self-congratulatory statement that everything went awesome in spite of their ineptitude at every step.

'I had an argument with a triggerbitch about coffee at work, in 5 seconds she was pissed, cried, and screamed that I was being agressive. By then another triggerbitch called me bro and wanted to take it outside.