Magunda

Magunda is a term for something bad, and can be used in many ways.

I just got the magunda spawn or Plaza Search and Destroy.

This kids shot is straight magunda.

This host is straight cheeks magunda.

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bowsnap

the verbal martial art of first opening someone up with a complement and then slapping them down. This figuratively represents the kinetically charged to and fro motion of an archery bow string . the technique is usually reserved for dinging narcissists and assholes.

John:"Sarah you sure are good at making love..."
Sarah:"I know."
John:" ... to the person you respect the most-yourself."
Sarah:"Don't you dare bowsnap me!"

weaselpop

an unintentional and characteristically annoying displacement of the penis through the underpants fly. this usually occurs with boxers but may also occur with well-worn jockey's.

john:" my dick is chafed."
bob: what happened? juiceless sex?"
john: "no. my old and trusted undies are sagging and i got a weaselpop."

brajustment

the furtive pull at a bra strap to adjust bra position in order to restore comfort. this is characteristically done quickly, after a look over the shoulder to assure privacy, with synchronized hand plucking and torso wiggling movements. to pull off the maneuver with grace requires experience and dexterity.

sue: "this new bra really mashed my boobs, which called for a brajustment."

jane: "show me how!"