Mahala

Mahala's are definitely the kindest individuals on this planet. They are very attractive with the most contagious sense of humor. It is hard to be around a Mahala and not fall in love with them immediately. Mahala is the best kind of person for any kind of occasion or event that you are invited to. They can be your wingman or make the best of the occasion if your heart is broken. Mahala has made life worth living

Woah is that Mahala, I heard she is the most talented singer
Its crazy how many friends Mahala has

Hypothesis

Those big ass things at the zoo that swim and go on land sometimes

Guy 1: you see that hypothesis eat that watermelon in one bite.
Guy 2: great googly moogly that hypothesis must be packing
Guy 1:*snickers* he’s not the only one.

Guy 2: *blushes softly* oh he he. I have a hypothesis of what it might look like.
Guy 1: you dont have to guess. *pulls guy 2 closer*
Guy 2: you wanna take this somewhere private
Guy 1: there’s nowhere private, I don’t know if we can *gets discouraged*
Guy 2: I think I might have a spot
*Guy 1 and 2 hop in the hypothesis’ mouth and have extremely passionate sex.