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Stands for "Trolling in real life". It is harder than online trolling because you might actually get your ass kicked.
A list of professional IRL Trolls:
-Andy Kaufman
-Jonathan Swift
-Ann Coulter
-Otakus
-Barry Humphries
-Chris Morris
-Bill O'Reilly
-Dom Joly
-God
-Howard Stern
-Ted Rall
-The Runaway Bride
-Jeremy Beadle
-Ayn Rand
-Hurricane Katrina
-Jesus
-Tucker Carlson
-Anal Cunt
-Michael Moore
-Perverted-Justice
-Socrates
-Adolf Hitler
-Johnny Knoxville
-U2
-Discordians
-Pat Robertson
-Hugo Chavez
-PETA
-The Man
-Merle Haggard
-Karl Marx
-Tom Green
List of ways Trolling IRL:
-Poke people and say "fag" until they get pissed.
-Walk very close to shops on the pavement, triggering their automatic doors while you pass.
-Wear blackface.
-Stand right in front of the 'buzzer' button at pedestrian crossings so that people can't press it without feeling like they're intruding in your personal space.
-Write an angry letter to the editor.
-File frivolous lawsuits.
-Happy slapping
-Sell someone's dog to a Chinese restaurant
-Join an anarchist black bloc
-Rearrange grocery items on the shelves
-Wear Klan robes
-Sneak a retard into a sperm bank
-Invoke Satan in discussions with street preachers.
-Urinate into a lemonade bottle and leave it in somebody's fridge. For extra fun, change the nutrtion-box information.
-Take a crap on a paper towel and then put it in a soap dispenser.
-Columbine
-Follow old people around with a boom box playing Vengaboys' "We Like to Party"
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A retarded Harlequin fetus and trend whore of epic proportions who didn't start anything, didn't finish anything, and hasn't said anything new. Ever. People seem to be offended by him for no particular reason in particular.
He is loved by legions of obnoxious suburban mall goth teenagers, who apparently have nothing better to do than to waste money on buying Manson albums and Nightmare Before Christmas merchandise to act "rebellious" and piss off their parents.
Contrary to popular belief, there are, in fact, members in Marilyn Manson other than Brian Warner. In fact, there's quite a few of them. Rumor has it that Mr. Manson enjoys firing his band members right and left depending on the mood he's in at the time. It's been suggested that the reason for this is because the ex- and current bandmates don't resemble Wicked Witch of the West, Margaret Hamilton, once they scrub the twenty layers of pancake makeup off their faces, while for Manson, it's the exact opposite.
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Originating in a mystical land known as "Iowa", Slipknot is an angsty mallcore band who are a favorite of teenage girls, pseudo-goths, and other Hot Topic drama whores. Consisting of at least 100 members (many of which were unsuspecting victims randomly abducted off the street), Slipknot is fronted by singer Corey "Midget" Taylor, drummer Joey "Fag" Jordison, and token fatass Shawn "Clown" Crahan. Their lyrics are the typical angst-ridden gay shit such as bleeding to death, Satanism, imaginary girlfriends, and gouging your eyes out.
All of the band members wear boilersuits and distinct masks to hide the semen and Santorum stains on their faces.
When not bitching, whining, and cursing in interviews about how "fucking brutal" they are, the band members can be found engaging in homosexual acts and beating each other to death with frozen cow heads and dead babies.
Fans of Slipknot are called "maggots" because most of them are extremely fat, slimy, and pale-skinned from never going outside. Strangely enough, most (if not all) Slipknot fans are also complete faggots.
Famous Slipknot Lyrics:
-PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT!!!
-EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHGH!!!
-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH EAAAAAAAAAAARGH UGH UGH!!!!11ONEONE AEAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
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