Prophecy

A digital solo synthisizer made by Korg between 1995 and 1997, used by such musical geniouses as Josef Zawinul and Jonny Greenwood.

"Dude, your synth is making me orgasm!"
"yeah, it's a Korg Prophecy you n00b!"

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CEGEP

A post-secondary, pre-university college in Canada's province of Quebec. CEGEP is a french acronym for "Collège d'enseignement général et professionnel" which translates roughly to "College of General Enjoyment and Pleasure"

"Man, CEGEP can either be the 2 worst years of your life or the six best!"

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Chen Dong Problem

The Chen Dong problem is a problem that arises (mostly in business deals) when the supplier of goods or services offers a product whose quality is too low, price is too high or combination of both.

The Chen Dong problem is hard to solve because the cause of the lower quality/higher price is unknown. Either the supplier is ignorant of the real value of the product, or he/she may be trying to cheat you. Regardless of the cause of the problem, the result is unsatisfactory.

I don't know if my employee is really doing his best or if he is lazy. Regardless, I must fire him to eliminate the Chen Dong problem; he is not fit for the job