The act of masterbating in close proximate to somebody else at the same time due to lack of other options for privacy.
Yo, we're going to be stuck living on these bunkbeds in this barracks in Bagdad for like a year. I'm gonna throw this curtain up, you can post up on your laptop over there and throw your headphones on. Don't look over here I won't look over there, and let's just go ahead and simulbate so neither of us walks in on the other later. And let's never speak of this again.
A person who knows nothing about most topics they chime in on in conversation. This person will be 16 years old with zero experience about farming and tell a farmer about crop rotation. This person will tell a European car technician what's wrong with their car, refuse to pay diagnosis, because they used to work at Chevy in the 80s, and then bitches when the car isn't fixed.
Rather than listening and increasing their knowledge they insist to run their mouth to the point where everybody is annoyed.
Tim actually gave advice to Matt Damon about how to play Jason Bourne better? What a fucking know nothing know it all.
Women's hair cut ordinarily consisting of shoulder length or loner hair with generally only one side (but sometimes both) shaved less than an eighth of an inch above the ear and extending forward to the forehead.
Often features portions that are died non-standard lines colors, and frequently designs shaved in to attract as much attention as possible.
Popularized by porn star Christy Mack, and attention whore Miley Cyrus.
You should have known your girlfriend was going to blow some random dude at the party while you were on a beer run based on that whorecut she has with pink highlights and a Playboy bunny shaved in the side of her head. Hope you didn't kiss her when you got back.