Matthew

A person who has a Sesame Street fetish and regularly watches Elmo pornography. Also a frail blond lad that often crawls on the floor like a desolate potato farmer while watching Elmo with a poner.

“Man that Guy is such a Matthew. Especially because of his Elmo fetish”

“Hey have you seen matthew?” “Yeah, I saw him Matthew-ing around.”

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