skutter

Liquid poo which passes through your anus at speeds in excess of 300m/h.
Can be used to paint rooms.

Its all fun and games till he pulls down his pants and sends a sea of skutter in your direction.

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scrag

That which is left behind after a woman who has recently engaged in anal sex uses the bathroom. Otherwise known as bumcum. Often has traces of blood.

Check your bowl next time she powders her nose.

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diarrhoeabubble

Starts as a fart but ends up filling your pants with shite. Often takes a bubble form. A ball of liquid poo.

I was goin down on her an a masive diarrhoea bubble attacked me.

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femaleperson

Feckin eejit that thinks that just because we let them vote they should get paid real wages. They should be kept bare foot and pregnant in the kitchen on a 12ft choke chain.
General uses include
1 source of food
2 source of babies
3 dick warmer
4 cleans things

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
NONE! Let the bitch cook in the dark!

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