Double Fuck

A situation where there you have two options, but no matter which one you choose, you will get fucked regardless

Homie1: Yo man this girl just wrote something on my facebook wall, and we're just friends, but my gf is gonna freak if she sees it so I had to delete it

Homie2: Oh so what are you gonna do now?

Homie1: Well now my friend is prbbly gonna wonder why I deleted it, but if I don't tell her, she well be like wtf why did he delete my post? But if I do tell her, she'll still be like wtf, why is he explaining himself so much, there must be something he's hiding

Homie2: Damn homie, you're in a double fuck!

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