Dewey

Someone who claims themselves to be a badass, but really, on the inside, is a secret nerd.

Secretly, I've always been a Dewey my entire life.

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Bernie

A failed senator that's offering free college so young people will vote for him, at the same time not describing how he will achieve his plans. Kind of like Donald Trump

Bernie Sanders is like that creepy uncle no one wants around, so he gives them free college.

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