Cockblanket.

Synonym for Asshat
Also, a great comeback to asshat.

Frenemy: You are an asshat
Me: You are a cockblanket.

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Go Fuck Yourselfness

Big, bad, fucked up and uncomfortable situation; usually more trouble than it is worth.

"When I'm not at school, working on school stuff, or at work, Ill be with Melanie. If she isn't working.
Causes a cosmic array of go fuck yourselfness."

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