Turd

A pattern of pathological and psychotic behavior. First observed on November 8th 2016 with increasing severity over time. Sufferers of TURD exhibit bouts of cognitive dissonance, bouts of rage and rioting, and intense uncontrollable crying. TURD is the persistence unwillingness to accept that Donal Trump will "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN".

Research has shown that TURD seems to be closely related to environmental and behavioral factors listed below:

*Membership in the Democratic Party

*Indentifying as a feminist or LGBTQ

*Currently enrolled in a college /or possessing a liberal arts degree
*Living in a densely populated metropolis
*Massive student debt
*Spotty or non existent work history

Patients with TURDS are very resistant to treatment, and may be dangerous in large groups. If you have a friend or family member suffering from TURD,urge them to seek immediate help. Seperation from their pack may be crucial to start treatment right away. Reiterate the importance of respecting authority. Remind them of crooked Hillary.

Did you see all of the TURDS walking down the streets of D.C. during president Trump's inauguration?

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Cuntbag

A woman or man whose the biggest asshole of them all. Usually they are proud of the fact that they can be difficult, however when called out on their bullshit, they never care to correct the problem.

Did you see how Joanie just called her man out like that in front of everybody? She's a big cuntbag!

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