Mavity

The force that Isaac Newton discovered when an apple fell on his head in 1666.

"You can understand the mavity of the situation!"

foursome with the boys

Having sexual intercourse with three close male friends.

Foursome with the boys.
Domestic beer in the cart.
Ladies away at the par 3.
They hate this.

Kentucky Straight

What a non-straight person from Ohio who has internalized homophobia calls themself instead of their actual sexuality.

Bro, are you gay?

"No! I'm Kentucky Straight!"

Why didn't you just say 'straight'?