Darius

Darius is a fun loving, dorky, funny, friendly kind of guy. He makes up funny words like EDUMACATED and claims that the sky is in every direction, because of you go through the Earth down is up, and the sky is up etc. He is smart and is always messing around. He is good at video games. If you meet a Darius, befriend them. My friend Darius can always make me laugh and I’m sure the other Darius’s can too.

Person: Yo! Who’s that funny guy who made that hilarious joke?
Me: Probably a Darius.

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Kelsey

Kelsey is a great friend of mine. She is funny and kind, but has trouble making friends a thinks very little of herself. She may not be the prettiest girl around, but she is still beautiful, in her own way. She is also cool and awesome and has a great humor. Even if she doesn’t think she’s amazing, she is. She’s been through a lot too. I don’t want to say because it’s personal. It’s family stuff. But she always knows how to make me smile and she knows what kind of things I like. She also can be like me. She likes the same stuff, she wears the same things, and we also accidentally got the exact same haircut. She is amazing and you should keep a Kelsey around.

Kelsey: Hey, Mal!

Me: Yeah?
Kelsey: I got you a gift! It’s a bit big but I know you’ll love it.

Me: it’s awesome! Thank you!

Kelsey: No prob! You are my best friend. I would do anything for you. You’re amazing.

Me: Same to you.

Kelsey: no I’m not.

Me: don’t make me try to prove a point.

Kelsey: I’m not that awesome, really...
Me: You are intelligent, kind, funny pretty fabulous stylish cool awesome and just a great friend in general. If you want, I have more words to describe you.

Kelsey: you’ve proven your point. You’re the best, Mal.

Me: you too!

Caden

I’m friends with a Caden and let me tell you:

HE IS A FRICKIN BITCH! But he can be nice. And creepy. And he sits at a table with me and all my friends, who happen to be girls, so he seems gay, but he’s not. He only sits there because of his cousin. But a Caden is a mystery. You never know what they might do. If you meet one, KEEP THEM AROUND. Unless you don’t like complete lunatics who threaten to show pretzels up your nose. In that case, stay away from my friend Caden. Otherwise, keep one around.

Me: Uh, what is Caden doing?
My BFF/Caden’s cousin: I don’t know. Why are you asking me? He’s probably threatening Sophie that he is gonna shove his pretzels up her nose, or worse, her ass.

Me: yeah, probably.

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Matthew

A Matthew can be calm, friendly, and overall pretty nice, but if you get on their bad side they are the last person you want to see. With big brown eyes and darkish or black hair, they can be pretty cute, not gonna lie. They can be friendly, laid back, and just a good person, but they can also be a jerk who thinks it’s funny to make fun of people when a secret, like their crush, comes out. Don’t get on their bad side though, or you won’t ever want to see them again. They can be laid back and under the radar at first until you get one mad or get their friend mad. But if you meet a Matthew, keep them around and get them on your good side. You will never know what may happen around them.

Girl: Who’s that over there?
Girl 2: Ugh, it’s Matthew.

Girl: what’s wrong? He’s super cute!
Girl 2: I got his friend mad so I’m on his bad side. That’s the last thing I wanted.

Girl: Well, I’m gonna talk to him and get on his good side. He’s cute and seems nice.

Girl 2: Okay. I’ll see you later.

Girl: See ya!