Roman Polanski

Pronoun, Transitive Verb, Adjective, or Verb;

The act of dressing up your partner to look like a thirteen year old boy/girl, committing unlawful sexual acts with that partner then fleeing the country in which the act was committed.

ex:
Brandon: Holy shit! Did you hear what Tosh did to his girlfriend?

Billy: No.

Brandon: We were all out drinking last Tuesday, and I think he might of pulled a Roman Polanski on her. I haven't seen him at work since...

Billy: My gosh! Well that explains the braggadocios phone calls from France, but not his absence from work.

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Chicanomy

Noun. a sudden influx of spending at the beginning of every month.

Jesus. "Hey Juan, what are you going to do to stimulate the Chicanomy?"
Juan. "I dunno, maybe take my Honda Civic for a Chicanowash"

Tony Romo

for one man to penetrate another man anally and perform fellatio on him at the same time.

Steve: Man, did you see Billy Tony Romo the hell out of Brandon yesterday?

Jake: Why yes I did see that, what a hideous display of homosexuality.

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Chesterfield Chili Dog

Noun: The act of taking one’s own penis and pulling it up between the cheeks of the ass then farting diarrhea on the it.

Billy: “Hey Brandon, wanna go up to Steve’s for a Chesterfield Chili Dog?”
Brandon: “Sure Billy, that’s sounds divine!”