double gifing

When you send two gifs in a row in a text message. As frowned upon as double dipping your carrot back into that creamy ranch, don’t do it!

Brian needs to choose one gif and go with it, stop double gifing us in the group text

dredgefoot

When the sand from the beach makes your feet filthy. The beach you were at was recently dredged by the army corps of engineers to make it bigger. The sand is now basically dirt, when it gets wet it becomes almost like mud.

‘Yo kathleen, you have a raging case of dredgefoot! You aren’t welcome at social time til you rinse your feet’

Wordle Slut

When you share your Wordle stats with 2+ more people or group texts.

Me: So when I sent out my wordle score to Mike we had the same…
Brian: Wait wait, you’re telling me you share your wordle with others?
Me: yeah I send to you guys, ragamuffins and Ben

Brian: You’re a wordle slut!