Soekarno

Suck on a man's socks whilst your ass is on fire from last night's curry.

Peter:"Oh Jimmy last night I did a soekarno."

Jimmy:"unlucky it happens to everyone."

Charnocks little pension

When a fiery person has a auto correct from cherno little penis to charnocks little pension.

Person 1:"I hate autocorrect!"
Person 2:"why"
Person 3"He did a charnocks little pension."
Person 2:"unlucky man."