Ninja Parenting

The art of laying an infant down to sleep and leaving the room without making a sound

Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!

Fagpuddle

Noun; Adjective: The small pool of feces and semen that leaks out of a homosexual mans asshole after sexual intercourse.

Adjective:

Person 1: Did you hear what Charlie Sheen said last week
Person 2: Yea i did that guy is a Fagpuddle if i ever saw one

Noun:

Fag A: Oh my god you pounded my ass last night
Fag B: You know that Fagpuddle must have been 12 inches
Fag A: Thats not the only thing thats 12 inches