lawyered

the act of sleeping with a lawyer and waking up to him telling you "Your clothes are in the den."

"I knew I was going to be lawyered when he mentioned that he loved Steely Dan before we fell asleep."

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saxoned

To be stranded at a restaurant, bar or club by a BOY, left to walk home alone in a dangerous neighborhood."

"I was saxoned last Friday night when my date said he was going to the bathroom, but never returned."

"I walked home alone and was robbed, after being saxoned on my date."

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