getting a Kenny

consistently winning any fighting video game against your friends with the lowest possible score or grade. Usually achieved by performing the same few moves over and over. Often achieved by a dumb yet lovable friend.

OMG this dude keeps holding on to the sticks because he keeps getting a Kenny

fappenstance

A random occurence that results in the need or desire to start pleasuring oneself. A combination of fapping and happenstance.

I was on my way to the bathroom to take a piss when by fappenstance I walked in on my friend boning his girlfriend in the laundry room. Needless to say when I got to the bathroom I decided to pound off instead of piss.