Goyslop

Derived from "Goyim": a derogatory term for a non-jew.

Junk food or heavily processed food, usually loaded with saturated fat, simple processed carbs, and added sugar. Typically comes from the center aisles of an American supermarket and is heavily commercialized.

Brent: Dude, I can't believe groceries are so expensive in this shithole country.

Jace: What did you buy?

Brent: Mr. Beast chocolate, Hungry Man dinners, doritos, hot pockets, Campbell chunky, ramen..

Jace: Stop putting Goyslop in your cart and get more fresh produce, lean meat, and rice. It's cheaper and more nutritious.

42👍 7👎

morse code heartbeat

Fuckin metal band that's so fuckin metal they all piss liquified lead.

Morse Code Heartbeat is SOOOOOO fuckin metal.

11👍 5👎

Kidz Bop

A species of sub-human, PCP smoking kids trying to sing that sound like autistic, horny, acid shooting 80 year old faggots having a stroke that likes to ruin good songs and making songs that are already bad sound even worse. It was invented by some soccer mom milf who wanted to make mainstream music more kid-friendly.

Joey: Hey hank, did you hear the new T-Pain song?
Hank: yeah, it was cool, until i heard the Kidz bop remix.

In Kevin Rudolf's "Let it rock" it goes "but it broke his heart so he stuck his middle finger to the world" but the kidz bop version goes "but it broke his heart so he waved his hand to the world."

48👍 10👎