financial cuckold

Someone who pays every single taxes due, including on all of his cash transactions, because it's his civilian duty to bail out TBTF companies and fund endless wars used for enriching politicians through lobbying.

A: "I'll pay by cash. I don't need the receipt."
B: "That'll be 5748.85$."
A: "5750$? This is hardcore financial fucking! It says 4999$ on the price tag. Just declare the item as loss on your taxes."
B: "Sorry, sales taxes apply to cash transactions too. Your taxes help build more roads."
A: "I'll pay by credit card then. Enjoy the transaction fees you financial cuckold!"