stupidphone

1) a basic run-of-the-mill cellular phone.
2) the opposite a smartphone.
3) a phone that does not surf the web, check email, stream media, and may or may not be capable of sending text messages.

Don't worry. All I need is this stupidphone. I'm only interested in being able to call people when I'm away from my house.

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saccharine daddy

not quite a sugar daddy.

Yeah, I've got CZ's and gold plated jewlery because my man is a saccharine daddy. He can't afford to be a sugar daddy.

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