Pikachu

Pikachu is an Eletric-Mouse Pokemon and his partner is Ash Ketchum. Pikachu is cute and speaks with a high squeak. Looks can be deceiving because PIKACHU WILL FUCKING ROAST YOU ON A SPIT!

PIKACHU IS OVER 5 POUNDS OF FUCKIN' ELECTRICITY! HE MADE YOUR MOM BUY ALL OF THOSE FUCKING ELECTROTHERAPY SHITS AFTER HE FUCKED HER! HE CAN ROAST HOT DOGS WITH HIS FUCKIN BODY! HE CAN MAKE MASSIVE ELETRICAL STORMS BIG ENOUGH TO ELECTROCUTE YOU FATHER WHO LEFT YOU! AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, HE GETS FUCKIN BIGGER AND TURNS INTO RAICHU! A BIGGER FUCKER WITH MORE POWER!

PIKACHU WILL FUCK YOU LIKE A BITCH!

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If anybody managed to get up off their asses and do something today, I congratulate you. You're not a lazy fuck

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That One Time at Band Camp

An expression used by band nerds (like me). It causes the speaker to talk about their fondest or worst memories at band camp. Makes me feel old.

Terry: That One Time at Band Camp (proceeds to grow old)

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Kyler

Kyler is the best girl in the world (Yes, girl). Kyler is beautiful, fun, caring, and just overall amazing. Kyler sometimes degrades herself, but she doesn't know that she is pure awesomeness (Until now that is). Kyler is willing to try and cheer her friends up.

Kyler is the best.

-BL

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Root Beer Float

When a man cums in a girls ass during intercourse. The mixture is pooped into a cup and the reciever pours it all over their chest.

Root Beer Float is Tim's specialty.

Namatori

A Japanese dish consisting of raw chicken chunks over steamed rice. Looks a bit like cat food. Most Japanese are immune, however, an unsuspecting tourist may find themselves in the bathroom for hours while they vomit and *ahem* the world falls out of their bottom. Will result in a hospital trip.

Never eat Namatori, if your're not immune.

Vulture

That one kid (sometimes fat) who roams around the tables in the cafeteria asking, "You gonna eat that?", other synonyms include: Hound, Pig, Orphan, Scavenger, Garbage Disposal.

Butch is such a Vulture. He kept bothering me about my uneaten fries.

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