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Cookies & Cream

When a black guy creampies a white girl.

Tyrone: I gave Katie some Cookies & Cream.

by Malware. January 12, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ghetto Talk

A series of slang words and large amount of grammatical errors used during speaking to make someone sound 'cool'. Used commonly by teens.

Timmy: Wassup mah niggas! Its yo boy, Lil Timmy, the real balla. We about to pop some joint, bitches!
Jared: TIMMY! What the fuck are you doing on my yard? Is that a joint? I thought you were a nerd!
Timmy: You's crazy, bitch. Lil Timmy is always cool, fo real. Poppin' joint is my specialty.
Jared: Yeah, right. You're a fucking virgin. I doubt you even got as far as a handshake with girl.
Timmy: Her hand be shakin'. Shakin' whle beatin my meat, nigga.
Jared: Timmy, you're as white as white can get. You can take that imaginary girl hand, and go fuck yourself. Your dumb ass ghetto talk will get you nowhere. Now get your white ass outta here.
Timmy: Dayum, nigga. Ok, I see you.
Jared: You'll be seeing nothing after I beat the shit out of you. Go away.

Ghetto Talk has taken everyone.

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by Malware. January 20, 2019

343πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


Horny

A state in whic one is sexually aroused. This can be cured by masturbation, fucking a goat, having sex, reading memes, listening to Death Metal, and watching the Twin Towers fall.

I got really horny. I listened to Death Metall and it put mee off.

by Malware. January 16, 2019

10πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Phallic Acid

A mans sperm.

I gave that girl some Phallic Acid.

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by Malware. January 13, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Marco Polo

A game children (or anybody) play whilst swimming. It's bit like tag. The person who is it must close their eyes and shout, "Marco!", while the others shout, "Polo!", the person who is it must follow the voices and try to tag someone. Never play on the streets of Italy, or some confused, angry Italians named Marco may follow you shouting Italian.

Jimmy and his friends enjoy a game of Marco Polo
Jimmy: MARCO!
Marco: What da hell do you a want?
Others: POLO!

by Malware. January 11, 2019

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Hairs

The itchy, annoying, pokey hairs that stick around after shaving the gentalia of a female and male. These hairs are loose and are known to cause discomfort. A cure for this is to take a shower and shake out your clothes or wear new ones.

Fuckin' shitty hairs

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by Malware. January 15, 2019

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Hot Chocolate

Diarrhea

It's fucking Diarrhea. Hot Chocolate is Diarrhea.

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by Malware. January 15, 2019