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Plunker

Whenever you take a shit and it hits the water with aa PLUNK! noise. Accompanied with water droplets splashing up and hitting the butthole.

Jimmy dropped a huge Plunker.

by Malware. January 12, 2019

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Marco Polo

A game children (or anybody) play whilst swimming. It's bit like tag. The person who is it must close their eyes and shout, "Marco!", while the others shout, "Polo!", the person who is it must follow the voices and try to tag someone. Never play on the streets of Italy, or some confused, angry Italians named Marco may follow you shouting Italian.

Jimmy and his friends enjoy a game of Marco Polo
Jimmy: MARCO!
Marco: What da hell do you a want?
Others: POLO!

by Malware. January 11, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž