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When you've drank too much at a bar and you are at the point right before blackout and you lay your head on the bar and sleep it off a little.
Luke took a bar nap and we needed an airhorn to wake his ass up!
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When a guys pubes are so long that you can braid or knit them together.
Lauren: Dude Ed needs to do some serious manscaping!
Karen: Why's that?
Lauren: Cuz I could give him a good Nut Sack Knitting, his pubes are so long!