im not a hundo

short for 'i'm not a hundred percent'

Domo: Is J. Cole releasing a new album this year?
Gabrielle: idk im not a hundo onnat

ALSO

Gabrielle: Hey, how are you feeling?
Domo: I'm okay, still not a hundo yet.

coffee cuddle

when you hold your warm coffee close to you with two hands when it’s too hot to drink. this provides comfort and a brief moment of sanity

caleb: babe why are you holding your coffee like that
brielle: i needed a coffee cuddle while it cools down

tinder tag

when you match with someone on tinder multiple times without meeting

josh: we played tinder tag for awhile before we actually went on a date
jesse: how many times did you match?
josh: like 3 times, i guess third time’s the charm