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Conor Gallagher

Conor Gallagher. He just scored a double to secure a comeback win vs his old club crystal palace. He is one of Chelsea's captains and an academy player. He wears the number 23 and plays as a box to box midfielder. His pressing is insane however some fake Chelsea fans (young kippa) think he only runs around like a chicken. Stupid. Gallagher scored his first 23/24 goal vs Villa at villa park to open the scoring ina 3-1 win for Chelsea. He then scored a double in the following game with a goal in the 91st minute to make it 2-1 to Chelsea. A common criticism of Conor is that he takes too many touches and doesn't like to give the ball to teammates which isn't true most of the time. He's clear of every other English midfielder other than Cold Palmer

Person 1: Bro Conor Gallagher is cracked
Person 2: You're right.

by MamaHuevoJoño February 13, 2024


Man im dead

Used when someone makes an unfunny joke

Person 1: Guess what
Person 2: What
Person 1: Chicken butt.
Person 2: Man im dead

by MamaHuevoJoño December 13, 2022


Cole Palmer

Also known as Cold Palmer or C🧊ld Palmer. The GOAT english midfielder (apart from Lampard). Clear of that fraud Foden and the other fraud Pukayo Paka. Rival fans are obsessed with making "cole palmer without penalties" memes on tiktok. They just haters cause cole is cold

Person 1: Cole Palmer is trash without penalties
Person 2 (chelsea fan): You don't watch Chelsea do you?

by MamaHuevoJoño February 13, 2024