Mipster

Used to describe many subcategories of hipster, the one we are referring to now is that which is intended to mock the ever trendy mom.

You know the type. They buy Honest Company everything. If you look closely, you might find that the changing pad even converts to a yoga mat; and if it doesn't, well- she can wrap a Moby (not the DJ) tight enough to safely get into her sunrise cat cradle scratching dog pose.

The child of mipster is fashionable; with an array of ORGANIC cotton onesies and expensive ORGANIC cotton hand knit hats in the shape of cutsie little animals, (hoo doesn't love owls?), that all perfectly compliment the unisex ORGANIC cotton Flashdance Rainbow Brite throwback legwarmers.

Chances are, they are on an alternate immunization schedule too, and they'll be attending a chicken pox party soon. But don't worry little one, mama made you a chia seed and breast milk smoothie to keep those viruses at bay, (picture and recipe on Pintrest, of course).

No, we aren't bagging on your choices ma- just pointing out that you might not be as independent as you think- because you my dear, in all your rebellious glory, are still indeed as trendy as they get. The good news is, you really do love your kids, and that translates to them growing up to be amazing adults, (after rebelling against their parents and overcoming their childhood, just like the rest of us did).

"Only mipsters spend $25 for a package of 40 newborn disposable diapers and then preach about the need to recycle."

"I'd really love to attend a PTA meeting and have the option of eating something overly processed with peanuts, gluten, dairy, and meat in it.... but no, the world has been taken over by crunchy mipsters. "

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