Pawsoned

v. To mess up any and all chances of getting laid due to an utter lack of game, even in the easiest of circumstances.

GP "Mate, I can't believe I messed that one up! She seemed so into me!"
GC "You just Pawsoned."

Pawson

n. To mess up any and all chances of getting laid due to an utter lack of game, even in the easiest of circumstances.

GP "Mate, I can't believe I messed that one up, she seemed so into me!"
GC "You just pulled a Pawson."