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Sara Has

Perfect girl for the friendzone. Make sure you tell her you’re just friends or she might think you’re dating. Most likely to stay virgin after marriage. She’s a late bloomer so she went through puberty at 25. Don’t criticize her she might start crying.

Person 1: are you still a 30yr old virgin?

Person 2: Ye I’m a Sara has

by Mamamia$&@) December 1, 2021

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raecheal

Probably a white girl with loose screws in her head. Humongous body but a small brain. Very needy. Very good for one night stands.

She’s a keeper

I never wanna pull a Raecheal

Oops I made a terrible Raecheal

by Mamamia$&@) November 30, 2021

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