Gabriel

It is a girl's and a guy's name. It is the most neutral name of all time. There are really big and strong Gabriels and also really small and weak Gabriels. Some Gabriels have a lot of money. Other Gabriels have no money. Some Gabriels have girls following them, others will never get a girlfriend in their 80-year life.

Gabriel #1

Me: Yo waddup Gabriel
Gabriel: DId u just call me by my name?! Im gonna fucking smack the mcshit out of you

Gabriel #2

Me: Yo Gabriel you bitch
Gabriel: Yes sir. Please don't beat me up again!!