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It's said when your freaking friend is worse at playing Dark Souls than you freaking grandma in a freaking wheelchair with freaking Alzheimer and the only freaking thing he freaking does is to hit the freaking R2 and start to freaking roll until his freaking stamina is out when the freaking boss makes a freaking single move.
Friend: *gets hit thrice and then starts to roll again and again* Yo its too difficult
You: Freaking idiot stop Panic Rolling or ill delete you from Brawl Stars
Spanish sentence pronounced with an english accent.
It means that you are carrying no drugs (at least, they think so) but it's not true and you probably have 1 kg of fentanilo in your pocket.
Faceanticristo: Yo what is the legal maximum of fentanilo?
Local policeman: Cero
Faceanticristo: No tengo NAAADA
A type of monkey with a minigun which is literally the coolest and sexiest alive beeing to ever exist. He is lonely and doesn't trust anyone, but when its the right time, he becomes the polla and starts to fuck everything and everyone.
Bloons TD player: Yo chat this Mono Metrallético is fucking every balloon like if a nuclear bomb
Chat: OMG he is the polla
It is used when someone asks you if you have ever been in Betanzos.
Person 1: Have you ever been in Betanzos? I have been told that the food is good there.
Person 2: Good Tortilla.