Fertile Neck

Noun: Hair that grows only on a fat male's chin roll. Similar to a turtle neck. Made famous by SNL Weekend Update City Correspondent Stefon.

That guy waiting in line needs to shave his fertile neck. It looks disgusting.

Airplane Sticker

Noun: Another term for a maxi-pad. Due to the wing shaped fabric and adhesive material they are made out of.

Manager: "Hey Rick can you go clean the women's bathroom?"

Rick: "Seriously? Last time some nasty whore left a bloody airplane sticker stuck to the wall."

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