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The home of many naked old people.
I was in the gym locker room yesterday and the amount of naked old guys there was INSANE!
the act of a traffic cone being stuck up a females vagina then sticking your dick through the hole at the top of it and then having sex. All while eating ice cream
Person one: did you hear that john and sarah had a Jimmy cone?
Person two: They got ice cream?
Person one: They got a lot more than just ice cream...
The making of mac and cheese and then violently shoving it up a family members ass or vagina then eating it from the newly made bowl
Person 1: Did you hear what John did to his sister yesterday?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: He gave her some Alabama Mac and Cheese
Person 2: oof
pronounced ( pro tune ta tear E ant eye tis)
this is a disease I entirely made up so you dont have to go to school. if you "have this" you will have the following symptoms
-muscle soreness
-migraines
-potential fever
-nausea
-a crave for food
-explosive diarrhia
-bad odor
-slow walk
-and sweats
this disease can last anywhere from 12 hours to up to 2 weeks
this is a very common disease
even more common than BOFA and LIGMA
Teacher: why weren't you at school for the past 2 days?
Student: I had Protuntariantitis
Teacher: Oh ok, that sounds bad and entirely real. Well, Welcome back.