failQ

The opposite of IQ, but where you fail at being smart, or say something way below your intelligence level.

Joe: "So how did the IQ test go?"
Fred: "More like failQ test...my IQ is 59."
Joe: "Congrats, you're my dumbest friend!"

Bonging

To act like or make noises simular to a grandfather clock when it stricks the top of the hour.

"He is bonging like a clock" said Ariel.

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Pimpet

A female pimp. It's a simple as that!

That chick back there was a total pimpet! Did yah see her?

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Hippedelic

A combination of the words psychedelic and hippie put together to make one blended word that you can use when describing how one looks or how they dress.

Jimmy - "Did you know tomorrows decades day?"
Nate - "What are you going to wear Sally?"
Sally - " I was gonna raid my moms closet to find some of her old hippedelic clothes from the 80's"

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Bluntaversary

The one year, one month, and so on, anniversary of the first time you smoked a blunt. A true day to remember. And what do you do to celebrate? Roll another blunt!

Tex: "Dude, guess what today is!?"
Marko: "What?"
Tex: "It's my bluntaversary!"
Marko: "What are you gonna do to celebrate?"
Tex: "Roll another blunt! Wanna join me in celebrating?"
Marko: "Sure dude!"

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Text Block

While in class or an important meeting where texting is prohibited, one uses a book, wall, backpack, person, etc blocking the view of you texting from the teacher/instructor.

Ryan: "He Sally, I need to use your backpack as a text block."
Sally: "Ok, just don't make it obvious!"

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Balls In A Knot

When you get a wedgie so bad that it makes your balls hurt just like they tied in a knot.

Ron: "Dude, I just a major wedgie!"
Denny: "Man, that must have hurt like hell!?"
Ron: "Yah, I pretty much had my balls in a knot!"

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