hair metal

The greatest form of "hard" rock in existance. Mostly dead now, thanks to the uprise of lackadaisical bands and talent lacking "musicians". Grunge and Punk replace Hair/glam metal in the rock wars. Great.
Despite its suggestive and oftimes offensive lyrics, the msical talent was second to none. Insane guitar work and vocals were hallmarks of the genre. Whenever i say i like metal, i need to add the tag "Hair" just to ensure that i am not a satanic headbanger (i am just the wild kind).

I am a black hair metal-head, and proud

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spizz

The crap left in the bottom of a whip cream can consisting of 10% creame 90% nitrous oxide. If you look closely, it does look like light jizz.
If you are a fan of whip-its this is the oppurtune time to get silly on laughing gas.

Yo, brah, hit me up with some whipped creame
yeah...oh dang, its just spizzin', this could take a while.

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bb king

Essentially the Jimi Hendirx of blues. Considered by many to be one of the most influencial guitarists (Blues or otherwise) of all time and the undisputed king of blues.
He and Jimi collaborated on a few songs, and if he were dead, he would be considered an equal to the late Jimi Hendrix.
His birth name is Riley King, but changed his name to Blues Boy.

Greatest guitarists of all time (in no particular order)
Jimi Hendrix, BB King, Slash, Zakk Wylde, Tony Iommi, Eric Clapton, Randy Rhoads and ummm....Jesus

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friend

In friend there is an R that stands for real, without the R its fiend, a merciless demon only wanting to destroy you.

You aint no friend, you's a fiend dog

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nigger

*coming from a proud black male*
1. A nigger is a person of dark skin that fucks shit up for the rest of us proud African/Jamaican/Haitian americans.
Characteristics: Laziness, Ignorance, Racism, Belligerence, Cleptomania and an all around urge to just do dumb shit
2. A derogatory term used by racists to demean Blacks, though there are other cases of other races, but i shant get into that as of now.
3. One who "nigs"

Random Human - Hey, why aint cracker censored when nigger is, that shit is damn fuckin racist!
Me - Okay , look brother, the reason that nigger and cracker arent considered equal is simply that the word nigger was used for hundreds of years to deman black people and was often shouted when whipping, working or shooting to death a slave. The word cracker more or less came into popularity when whites were just fucking up, personally, i don't believe in degrading any race, just dislike individuals of said race. Cracker, moreover was formed combat the words nigger, coon, tarbaby...dbro there is a page of derogatory terms for blacks and less then seven for whites...
RH - Wow, you is an articulated nigger
Me - Goddam cracker
RH - WHATD YOU CALL ME?!

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sporm

Pornography in spam form, the only bona fide way to make junk mail fun

I was delighted to find "Bitches sitting on beef worm" in the subject bar of my most recent email, oh, happy day!! I have revieved sporm!!

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queen

What your woman/girlfriend/wife/main ho is to be addressed as
Most powerfeul piece in chess
A flamboyant man, usually gay
A rock band whose vocalist was Freddie Mercury
A female monarch

Baby, you my queen
HAH! I took your queen, bitch!
Goddam, you are such a friggin queen
I got the new queen album...no wonder they call themselves queen...
Queen Victoria is fuckin up, look at these taxes!

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