Rusthead

Or a new metal head, not to be confused with a nu metal head, because nu metal sucks, we are a society (or at least i am) of metalheads that dont conform to ANY group, that would include metalheads. Metal ISN'T supposed to have a dress code. A rusthead is nearly impossible to dissern from a non rusthead because we dont conform to the metalhead stereotype, but we do like metal. Personally, this ironhead dislikes nu-metal, mainstream and especially SATAN. We dont fit ANY stereotypes...one thing that sets this particular ironhead apart is the dark skin. Every ironhead is different simply because there is no set status quo, because as a sub species of metalhead, we hate those. The dress code is pants and a shirt...accessories are welcome and ears are mandatory.

We also like other kinds of music...

Metalhead1- Pantera!!
Metalhead2- Slayer!!
Metalhead3- GWAR!!
Rusthead- yep..
metalhead1- You, with the unique clothing, what are you dont here!! You are not metal!!!
Rusthead- Oh? How you figure?
Metalhead2- You aren't following the dress code!
Rusthead- Not supposed to be a dresscode for metal, boys, i am also a metalhead, but i dont conform...if you were to put a label on me, it would probobly say Rust
Metalhead3- But satan is king!!
Rusthead- No, he isn't. Metal is about the music, not the friggin' fashion, now back up before i split a motherfucker
Metalhead1- How can you consider yourself a metalhead, you dont dress like us! We are nonconformists-
Rusthead- Yep, really indivitual, look, there is a reason we call you 1 2 and 3, we couldn't distinguish between you guys otherwise. Look, the fact that you guys have put a status quo on metal is a friggin' irony, simply because the purpose of metal is to not conform to anything, so the more you guys look like each other, the less metal you become
*metalhead3 bursts into tears.

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ahso

1)A word that essentially acknowedledge any kind of statement or news.
2)Also said by old asian men in cheesey kung fu movies
3) Short for "ah, it is so"

yeah, i came out of the closet and my dad shot me to death
Ahso

Old asian man- Ahsooooo....

So you went to california?
Ahso

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frank zappa

A crazy guitarist with an insane sense of humour. He unserted random sound effects and funny lyrics into his songs, and this guy could fucking shred

I have a message to deliver to the cute people of the world...if you're
cute, or maybe you're beautiful...there's MORE OF US UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE THAN YOU ARE!! So watch out.
_Frank Zappa
r.i.p. you crazy bastard, you will be missed

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Bumboclaat

Basically bumbo is just a jamaican form of fuck, it can be used in almost as many situtions and can be put in front of another, usually random, word to add a little variety

a weh di bumbo foot dem a do wit dat spliff in dem truck?!

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pooning

The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash

You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip

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rob zombie

The mad, mad, macabre musician making many mother cry as their children bob thier heads and grow thier dreads. Former front man of the 80's shlock rock band White Zombie, he has moved on to greater and more mad things.

Brah1- You heard the new Zombie track?
Brah2- Hell yeah, that mothafucka's crazy

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urban dictionary

UD, an outlet for people to just vent about the world around them as they see it, quick wit and writing skill is appreciated...though I lack both

Me - Bro, there are only nine definitions of urban dictionary on urbandictionary.com
Someone else - GEH?!

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