Sakuri

Sakuri is a really nice guy.
He's the nicest guy I've ever known in my entire life.
Nicer than the nicest guy you've ever known.
On the niceness scale of 1 to 10 he is definitely a 10.
If the planets in our solar system were a measurement of niceness, he would be Jupiter.
If Sakuri ever saw a couple thugs trying to beat up a homeless man Sakuri would offer the thugs money in exchange for oral sex so that the homeless man could get away unharmed.
Of course he would ask the homeless man if he wanted a piece of the action; that's just how nice Sakuri is.

Sakuri once saved a moth from being eaten by his cat.

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