Airport Buzz

The level of buzzed you get when the drinks are too goddamn expensive but your flight’s been delayed 6 hours.

I’ve only got about three shots of vodka left... guess I’m just going to have an airport buzz tonight.

amazonian plug

When a tall woman, over 6’0, overpowers a man with complete dominance, rendering him speechless that he realizes he likes butt stuff. The sexual equivalent of a male gateway drug.

Hey fellas, this 6’2 chick was an absolute Amazonian Plug last night… we’re all in our 30’s… you should try it!

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