Gaykob

When you're acquainted with a male or female identifying by the name "Jakob" (Also applies to people named Jacob) who are behaving in a manner that either displeases you or are not aligning with the goals commonly sought to be achieved.

I asked my acquaintance Jakob if I could have sexual intercourse with his loving beautiful mother. When he said no I thought: "Man, what a Gaykob!"

"Whenever I play League of Legends with Jakob he always tries to kill steal even though he is a support!" "Really? Man, what a Gaykob!"

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Obligaytion

The specific term describing one homosexual individuals responsibilities specifically associated with their sexual preferences.

Example 1:

Every year at Pride Month, Greg has an obligaytion to show off his impressive sixpack, wave the beauty that is the rainbow flag like a majestic cape around neck and "Go hunt some bears" if you know what I mean.

Example 2:

Laura: "Hey Kimmy, as a straight woman Ive always wondered what it's like to go down under on an Australian lass?"

Kimmy: "Well it's not exactly my cup of tea, but just like a child in kindergarden I feel like I have an obligaytion to be eating (lunch) box when someone filled it with love just for me, you know?"